Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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I can relate to this....

Originally Posted by johnboy

A Belfast lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time.
He says, " This is Amanda."

His dad jumps up. "It's a f*****g what?"

Ha! One must realize that "Da" is a common term for Father/Dad/Pop!

Wife: "I have a bagful of used clothes I'd like to donate to Red Cross."
Husband : "Why not just throw them in the trash? That's much easier."
Wife: "But there are poor starving people who could really use these clothes."
Husband: "Honey, anyone that fits your clothes is not starving."

The husband is now in hospital recovering from a head injury.

TRUTH!!!
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Been there, Done that! Wanna see them? LOL

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.

A woman walked into a bar in Texas and spotted a man wearing cowboy boots propped up on a table as leaned back drinking his beer.
He had the biggest feet she had ever seen so she asked him "Is it true what they say about men with big feet."

The cowboy grinned and said "You'll have to come back to the bunkhouse with me to find out."

The lady agreed and after an hour or so dallying with him she got up, got dressed and reached in her purse and pulled out 2 $100 bills and tossed them on the table.

The man said "I'm honored but I'm not a gigolo and that's not necessary."

The woman replied "Yes it is. Go buy yourself a pair of boots that fit."

You Americans!
You're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out.
But what are you when you're in the bathroom?

European.

Go up to a tree and take a leak - If your pee attracts ants, you have diabetes,
If it dries fast, your sodium is high,
If it smells like meat, your cholesterol is high,
If you forgot to unzip, it's Alzheimer's,
If you missed the tree, Parkinson's
If you peed on your shoes, enlarged prostate, and If you can't smell it, Covid-19.

Wouldn't this knot your knickers!!
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what make is that "starter in bell housing" from?

Originally Posted by TOW'D

what make is that "starter in bell housing" from?

I expect it's Photo Shopped.

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Originally Posted by TOW'D

what make is that "starter in bell housing" from?

Guess what! It's a Cadillac Northstar or a Bentley!!

If that starter is photo bombed then it's a damn nice job.

It's a novel solution to heat soak.

Originally Posted by firebird77clone

If that starter is photo bombed then it's a damn nice job.

It's a novel solution to heat soak.

Torque converter can boil the fluid inside, plus where is the wiring? The lower mount and below has a line across the housing. I'd say Photoshop job.