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03-26-2022 08:52 PM #1
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How come you Americans call them escalators when we call them lifts?
I guess it's just how we were brought up.johnboy
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03-28-2022 09:33 PM #2
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I just spent $100 on a belt that's too small for me.
What a waste.johnboy
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Some mistakes are too much fun to be made only once.
I don't know everything about anything, and I don't know anything about lots of things.
'47 Ford sedan. 350 -- 350, Jaguar irs + ifs.
'49 Morris Minor. Datsun 1500cc, 5sp manual, Marina front axle, Nissan rear axle.
'51 Ford school bus. Chev 400 ci Vortec 5 sp manual + Gearvendors 2sp, 2000 Chev lwb dually chassis and axles.
'64 A.C. Cobra replica. Ford 429, C6 auto, Torana ifs, Jaguar irs.
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03-29-2022 09:02 PM #3
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I found a coin on the pavement the other day. It had teeth marks all over it.
I think it's a bit coin.johnboy
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Some mistakes are too much fun to be made only once.
I don't know everything about anything, and I don't know anything about lots of things.
'47 Ford sedan. 350 -- 350, Jaguar irs + ifs.
'49 Morris Minor. Datsun 1500cc, 5sp manual, Marina front axle, Nissan rear axle.
'51 Ford school bus. Chev 400 ci Vortec 5 sp manual + Gearvendors 2sp, 2000 Chev lwb dually chassis and axles.
'64 A.C. Cobra replica. Ford 429, C6 auto, Torana ifs, Jaguar irs.
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03-30-2022 09:30 PM #4
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Karl Marx was a well known German politician who has been well written about. Not so well known is his sister Onya.
She was he first to use a shot from a pistol to start a race.johnboy
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Some mistakes are too much fun to be made only once.
I don't know everything about anything, and I don't know anything about lots of things.
'47 Ford sedan. 350 -- 350, Jaguar irs + ifs.
'49 Morris Minor. Datsun 1500cc, 5sp manual, Marina front axle, Nissan rear axle.
'51 Ford school bus. Chev 400 ci Vortec 5 sp manual + Gearvendors 2sp, 2000 Chev lwb dually chassis and axles.
'64 A.C. Cobra replica. Ford 429, C6 auto, Torana ifs, Jaguar irs.
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03-31-2022 09:52 PM #5
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Did you hear about the ATM that had a breakdown?
It was showing withdrawal symptoms.johnboy
Mountain man. (Retired.)
Some mistakes are too much fun to be made only once.
I don't know everything about anything, and I don't know anything about lots of things.
'47 Ford sedan. 350 -- 350, Jaguar irs + ifs.
'49 Morris Minor. Datsun 1500cc, 5sp manual, Marina front axle, Nissan rear axle.
'51 Ford school bus. Chev 400 ci Vortec 5 sp manual + Gearvendors 2sp, 2000 Chev lwb dually chassis and axles.
'64 A.C. Cobra replica. Ford 429, C6 auto, Torana ifs, Jaguar irs.
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04-01-2022 09:06 PM #6
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I passed my wife a glue stick instead of her lipstick.
She's still not talking to me.johnboy
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Some mistakes are too much fun to be made only once.
I don't know everything about anything, and I don't know anything about lots of things.
'47 Ford sedan. 350 -- 350, Jaguar irs + ifs.
'49 Morris Minor. Datsun 1500cc, 5sp manual, Marina front axle, Nissan rear axle.
'51 Ford school bus. Chev 400 ci Vortec 5 sp manual + Gearvendors 2sp, 2000 Chev lwb dually chassis and axles.
'64 A.C. Cobra replica. Ford 429, C6 auto, Torana ifs, Jaguar irs.
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04-01-2022 09:39 PM #7
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I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.,
I called the Suicide Hotline I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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04-02-2022 10:33 PM #8
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My grandson turned four today so we went to visit him and give him ice cream. When he came out I didn't recognise him.
Then I realised I'd never seen him be four.Last edited by johnboy; 04-02-2022 at 10:35 PM.
johnboy
Mountain man. (Retired.)
Some mistakes are too much fun to be made only once.
I don't know everything about anything, and I don't know anything about lots of things.
'47 Ford sedan. 350 -- 350, Jaguar irs + ifs.
'49 Morris Minor. Datsun 1500cc, 5sp manual, Marina front axle, Nissan rear axle.
'51 Ford school bus. Chev 400 ci Vortec 5 sp manual + Gearvendors 2sp, 2000 Chev lwb dually chassis and axles.
'64 A.C. Cobra replica. Ford 429, C6 auto, Torana ifs, Jaguar irs.
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04-03-2022 05:29 AM #9
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NOPE... NO NO NO... NOPE, No Way!!! JB..... arghhhh...
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04-03-2022 10:06 PM #10
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Sorry Mike.
Originally Posted by 34_40
Are they too complex for your intellectual capacity?
(Just poking the bear...)
How about this one: Mt Rushmore was unpresidented before those sculptors got there.johnboy
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Some mistakes are too much fun to be made only once.
I don't know everything about anything, and I don't know anything about lots of things.
'47 Ford sedan. 350 -- 350, Jaguar irs + ifs.
'49 Morris Minor. Datsun 1500cc, 5sp manual, Marina front axle, Nissan rear axle.
'51 Ford school bus. Chev 400 ci Vortec 5 sp manual + Gearvendors 2sp, 2000 Chev lwb dually chassis and axles.
'64 A.C. Cobra replica. Ford 429, C6 auto, Torana ifs, Jaguar irs.
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04-04-2022 07:00 AM #11
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....and from the rarely used NNW approach to the famed mountain: Originally Posted by johnboy
Sorry Mike.
Are they too complex for your intellectual capacity?
(Just poking the bear...)
How about this one: Mt Rushmore was unpresidented before those sculptors got there.
MT Rush.jpgRoger
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04-04-2022 10:37 AM #12
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Must be JB.. but that one was really bad! and the mountain art has really slid down the backside!
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04-04-2022 11:12 PM #13
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How do you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
It isn't hard.johnboy
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Some mistakes are too much fun to be made only once.
I don't know everything about anything, and I don't know anything about lots of things.
'47 Ford sedan. 350 -- 350, Jaguar irs + ifs.
'49 Morris Minor. Datsun 1500cc, 5sp manual, Marina front axle, Nissan rear axle.
'51 Ford school bus. Chev 400 ci Vortec 5 sp manual + Gearvendors 2sp, 2000 Chev lwb dually chassis and axles.
'64 A.C. Cobra replica. Ford 429, C6 auto, Torana ifs, Jaguar irs.
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04-05-2022 05:38 AM #14
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I don't get it... you better explain this! 8-) Originally Posted by johnboy
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04-05-2022 06:57 AM #15
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Or maybe not....... Originally Posted by 34_40
Better to just leave Mike wondering
Roger
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