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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Severson View Post
    I believe I have heard and lived through all of those responses at least one time for each!


    I know I have and more than once
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    Me too Dave amazing how peaceful the last 5 years since my divorce have been, Covid aside!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NTFDAY View Post
    I know I have and more than once
    Yup. Me too.
    Do you think I'm being facetious when I call her She Who Must Be Obeyed?

    Not always...

    And after being married to her for fifty-four years I can now recognise 'that look' and get to hell out of the place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnboy View Post
    Yup. Me too.
    Do you think I'm being facetious when I call her She Who Must Be Obeyed?

    Not always...

    And after being married to her for fifty-four years I can now recognise 'that look' and get to hell out of the place.
    She impressed me as a very sweet lady that you crossed at your own peril, a lot like my grandmother.
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    ....guess I'm an artist.
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    I was gonna say , "Hey, look at the shooting stars!" LOL

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    Beep Beep.....

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    Took the new car back to the dealer.

    Strange noise only happens starting & stopping ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by pepi View Post
    Took the new car back to the dealer.

    Strange noise only happens starting & stopping ??
    Gospel truth! A guy who worked at a Cadillac dealership told of a car that came back several times for a "CLUNK" when stopping. Finally found a Coke bottle in the door, suspended from a string, swinging free to bonk into the door skin in an enclosed pocket. The only way to get it out was to cut the interior door skin, until one guy suggested using a rod through a hole to shatter the bottle, then vacuum the shards, leaving the string. Said the car came down the line on a Friday.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by rspears View Post
    Gospel truth! A guy who worked at a Cadillac dealership told of a car that came back several times for a "CLUNK" when stopping. Finally found a Coke bottle in the door, suspended from a string, swinging free to bonk into the door skin in an enclosed pocket. The only way to get it out was to cut the interior door skin, until one guy suggested using a rod through a hole to shatter the bottle, then vacuum the shards, leaving the string. Said the car came down the line on a Friday.....
    Now THAT is funny!
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    LOL, that's funny. I had a similar prank played on me years ago by some of my co-workers. One of them climbed under my van, took a 24" zip tie and wrapped it around my driveshaft leaving the long end hanging. When I went to leave I heard "WHAP, WHAP, WHAP" on coming from under my van when I pulled out. So I've got the door open and my head hanging down, pulling forward and backing up trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with my van.

    Then I see them all standing on the edge of the parking lot dying laughing! Funny now, not so funny then.......
    1 Corinthians 1:27

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    I think that's the funniest one in the thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by falconvan View Post
    LOL, that's funny. I had a similar prank played on me years ago by some of my co-workers. One of them climbed under my van, took a 24" zip tie and wrapped it around my driveshaft leaving the long end hanging. When I went to leave I heard "WHAP, WHAP, WHAP" on coming from under my van when I pulled out. So I've got the door open and my head hanging down, pulling forward and backing up trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with my van.

    Then I see them all standing on the edge of the parking lot dying laughing! Funny now, not so funny then.......
    Get thee behind me Satan!
    Now I'm just gonna have to do that one day!
    That's the funniest thing since Ma jammed her tits in the mangle.
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    on more than one occasion i have pulled peoples hubcaps and filled them with rocks ..
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    iv`e used up all my sick days at work .. can i call in dead ?

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