Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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I went for a walk with my new girlfriend & we saw dogs mating.

She said: “How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?”

I replied: “He can smell she is ready. That’s how nature works.”

We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe.

Again my girlfriend asked: “How does the ram know when the ewe is ready for sex?”

I replied: “It’s nature. He can smell she is ready.”

We then went past a cow-field and the bull was mating with the cow. My girlfriend said: “This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can’t smell when she is ready?” I said: “Oh, yes; it’s nature . All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex.”

Anyway, after the walk, I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye.

She said: “Take care and get yourself checked out for Covid-19.”

Surprised, “Why do you say that?” I asked her.

She replied: “You seem to have lost your sense of smell.”

That one literally made me laugh out loud!

Originally Posted by 36 sedan

That one literally made me laugh out loud!

Same here! That was a good one!

That was good.
One of the best I've seen in a while.
So I'm gonna pinch it and post it on the Maverick site.

The picture says it all....

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Good thing I don't have a gibson...

Oh wow,

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I just sprayed the monitor with coffee! ROTFLMAO!

Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their “Older Person Friendly” policies.
One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.
“Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome.”
“Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it.”
“Well good, you are a team player. That’s what I like to hear.
“It’s odd though your coming in late. I know you’re retired from the Navy. What did they say if you came in late there?”
“They said, ‘Good morning, Admiral, can I get you coffee, sir?’ ”

i bet you have to read it more than once to get it ... .
This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:


A wife asked her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me
and buy a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband returned with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asked him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk???"


He replied, "They had eggs."

As a follow on to HOSS429 - this is definitely worth the time. Laughs guaranteed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YFRUSTiFUs

Chris and I ended up watch 3 or 4 more of her videos! Great comedy right there!! Thanks Glenn.

pun intended .. a friend of mine was in a bit of a pickle .. we will call him John .. after 30 years of being blissfully wed to his wife Kate he was developing feeling for another woman he worked with named Edith .. he still loved kate but Edith fulfilled something extra that was missing in his marriage and he was finding it difficult to keep both loves in his life .. he asked me for my opinion on the matter .. i firmly said .. " john " ,, You cant have your Kate and Edith Too " ...... i can feel the groans already ...

sigh..... smh....