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    I went for a walk with my new girlfriend & we saw dogs mating.

    She said: “How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?”

    I replied: “He can smell she is ready. That’s how nature works.”

    We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe.

    Again my girlfriend asked: “How does the ram know when the ewe is ready for sex?”

    I replied: “It’s nature. He can smell she is ready.”

    We then went past a cow-field and the bull was mating with the cow. My girlfriend said: “This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can’t smell when she is ready?” I said: “Oh, yes; it’s nature . All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex.”

    Anyway, after the walk, I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye.

    She said: “Take care and get yourself checked out for Covid-19.”

    Surprised, “Why do you say that?” I asked her.

    She replied: “You seem to have lost your sense of smell.”
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    That one literally made me laugh out loud!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 36 sedan View Post
    That one literally made me laugh out loud!
    Same here! That was a good one!
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    That was good.
    One of the best I've seen in a while.
    So I'm gonna pinch it and post it on the Maverick site.
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    First Offender?

     



    The picture says it all....

    First Offender.jpg
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    Good thing I don't have a gibson...

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    Oh wow,
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    ^^^^^^^^^^
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    I just sprayed the monitor with coffee! ROTFLMAO!

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    Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their “Older Person Friendly” policies.
    One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.
    “Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome.”
    “Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it.”
    “Well good, you are a team player. That’s what I like to hear.
    “It’s odd though your coming in late. I know you’re retired from the Navy. What did they say if you came in late there?”
    “They said, ‘Good morning, Admiral, can I get you coffee, sir?’ ”

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    i bet you have to read it more than once to get it ... .
    This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:


    A wife asked her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me
    and buy a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

    A short time later the husband returned with 6 cartons of milk.
    The wife asked him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk???"


    He replied, "They had eggs."
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    iv`e used up all my sick days at work .. can i call in dead ?

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    As a follow on to HOSS429 - this is definitely worth the time. Laughs guaranteed.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YFRUSTiFUs
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    Chris and I ended up watch 3 or 4 more of her videos! Great comedy right there!! Thanks Glenn.
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