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    I'm with JB... but it was FUNNY!

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    Then you'll love this one Johnboy....

    One Day the lion wakes up in the jungle and finds that a tool is missing, he goes to an elephant and asks,

    “Have you seen my tool?”

    Elephant replies: “What does it look like?”

    Lion: “Well it’s got four points on it.”

    Elephant: “Sorry, I haven’t seen it, try mouse.”

    So the Lion goes to the mouse and asks “Have you seen my tool?”

    Mouse: “What does it look like?”

    Lion: “Well it’s got four points on it.”

    Mouse: “Sorry mate, I’ve not seen it, try croc.”

    So the lion proceeds to the crocodile and asks “Have you seen my tool?”

    Croc: “What does it look like?”

    Lion: “Well it’s got four points on it.”

    Croc: “Sorry I’ve not seen it, try Jaguar.”

    So the lion goes to Jaguar and asks “Have you seen my tool?”

    Jaguar: “Of course, I ate it.”

    Lion: “Why did you do that?”

    Jaguar: “Well I’m a four point tool eater Jaguar.”
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    I thought so little of it that I did a copy/paste and it's now on the joke page of the Mavericks NZ website.
    With my name in the 'credit' panel.
    johnboy
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    '51 Ford school bus. Chev 400 ci Vortec 5 sp manual + Gearvendors 2sp, 2000 Chev chassis and axles.
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    And (so far) here's the response I got:



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    Post by Alf on 18 hours ago

    Now I don't feel so bad about posting terrible jokes.................



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    Sigh....
    Last edited by johnboy; 12-02-2018 at 03:23 PM.
    johnboy
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    Some mistakes are too much fun to be made only once.

    '47 Ford sedan. 350 -- 350, Jaguar irs + ifs.
    '49 Morris Minor. Datsun 1500cc, 5sp manual, Marina front axle, Nissan rear axle.
    '51 Ford school bus. Chev 400 ci Vortec 5 sp manual + Gearvendors 2sp, 2000 Chev chassis and axles.
    '64 A.C. Cobra replica. Ford 429, C6 auto, Torana ifs, Jaguar irs.

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    One evening, after the honeymoon, Bob was working on his Hot Rod in the garage. His new wife was standing there by the workbench watching him.
    After a long period of silence she finally said, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we're married, maybe it's time you quit spending so much of your time out here in your garage."
    "You probably should consider selling your Hot Rod and all that welding equipment; they take up so much of your time. And that gun collection and fishing gear, they just take up so much space. And you know the boat is such an ongoing expense and you hardly use it. I also think you should lose all those stupid model airplanes and your home brewing equipment... And what's the use of that old Harley motorcycle?"

    Bob looked horrified!

    She noticed and said, "Honey, what's wrong?"

    He replied, "You are starting to sound like my ex-wife."

    "Ex-wife!?" she shouted, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"

    Bob replied, "I wasn't..."
    johnboy
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    Some mistakes are too much fun to be made only once.

    '47 Ford sedan. 350 -- 350, Jaguar irs + ifs.
    '49 Morris Minor. Datsun 1500cc, 5sp manual, Marina front axle, Nissan rear axle.
    '51 Ford school bus. Chev 400 ci Vortec 5 sp manual + Gearvendors 2sp, 2000 Chev chassis and axles.
    '64 A.C. Cobra replica. Ford 429, C6 auto, Torana ifs, Jaguar irs.

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    FINALLY!! Something Funny!! rotflmao.. HAH!!!

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