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    Another great car gone....
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    Roger
    Enjoy the little things in life, and you may look back one day and realize that they were really the BIG things.

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    Oh My Goodness! I don't care where you're from - that's funny!
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    "Where the people fear the government you have tyranny. Where the government fears the people you have liberty." John Basil Barnhil

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    An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says,

    “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing, forty-five years of misery is enough.”

    “Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams.

    “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the old man says.

    “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her,” and he hangs up.

    Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

    “Like heck, they’re getting divorced,” she shouts,

    “I’ll take care of this.” She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man,

    “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

    The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.

    “Okay,” he says,

    “They’re coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own fares Now what do we tell them for Christmas?
    "Where the people fear the government you have tyranny. Where the government fears the people you have liberty." John Basil Barnhil

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    Downsizing.

     



    Now we've retired we're downsizing.
    I'm emptying my aviary of all my birds, selling off the lot.
    Yesterday I sold one of my homing pigeons.

    It's the tenth time I've sold it this year.

    Life...is good.
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    Some mistakes are too much fun to be made only once.
    I don't know everything about anything, and I don't know anything about lots of things.

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    '51 Ford school bus. Chev 400 ci Vortec 5 sp manual + Gearvendors 2sp, 2000 Chev lwb dually chassis and axles.
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    In Ireland , the 99-year-old Mother Superior lay quietly.
    She was dying. The Nuns had gathered around her bed, laying garlands around her and trying to make her last journey comfortable. They wanted to give her warm milk to drink but she declined.

    One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

    Back at Mother Superior's bed, they lifted her head gently and held the glass to her lips. The very frail nun drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the last drop As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader.

    "Mother," the nuns asked earnestly, "Please give us some of your wisdom before you leave us."

    She raised herself up very slowly in the bed on one elbow, looked at them and said:



    "DON'T SELL THAT COW!"

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    Next time your wife is angry about something pick up a dish towel, drape it over her shoulders and say -

    There! Now you're SUPER ANGRY!


    Maybe she'll laugh.....



    Maybe you'll die!
    Roger
    Enjoy the little things in life, and you may look back one day and realize that they were really the BIG things.

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