Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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Originally Posted by Dave Severson

I believe I have heard and lived through all of those responses at least one time for each!

I know I have and more than once

Originally Posted by NTFDAY

I know I have and more than once

Yup. Me too.
Do you think I'm being facetious when I call her She Who Must Be Obeyed?

Not always...

And after being married to her for fifty-four years I can now recognise 'that look' and get to hell out of the place.

Originally Posted by johnboy

Yup. Me too.
Do you think I'm being facetious when I call her She Who Must Be Obeyed?

Not always...

And after being married to her for fifty-four years I can now recognise 'that look' and get to hell out of the place.

She impressed me as a very sweet lady that you crossed at your own peril, a lot like my grandmother.

on more than one occasion i have pulled peoples hubcaps and filled them with rocks ..

Me too Dave amazing how peaceful the last 5 years since my divorce have been, Covid aside!

....guess I'm an artist.
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I was gonna say , "Hey, look at the shooting stars!" LOL

Beep Beep.....

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LOL, that's funny. I had a similar prank played on me years ago by some of my co-workers. One of them climbed under my van, took a 24" zip tie and wrapped it around my driveshaft leaving the long end hanging. When I went to leave I heard "WHAP, WHAP, WHAP" on coming from under my van when I pulled out. So I've got the door open and my head hanging down, pulling forward and backing up trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with my van.

Then I see them all standing on the edge of the parking lot dying laughing! Funny now, not so funny then.......

Originally Posted by falconvan

LOL, that's funny. I had a similar prank played on me years ago by some of my co-workers. One of them climbed under my van, took a 24" zip tie and wrapped it around my driveshaft leaving the long end hanging. When I went to leave I heard "WHAP, WHAP, WHAP" on coming from under my van when I pulled out. So I've got the door open and my head hanging down, pulling forward and backing up trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with my van.

Then I see them all standing on the edge of the parking lot dying laughing! Funny now, not so funny then.......

Get thee behind me Satan!
Now I'm just gonna have to do that one day!
That's the funniest thing since Ma jammed her tits in the mangle.

I think that's the funniest one in the thread.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with whale DNA?


thrown out of the Vancouver Aquarium

Oh, that's cruel.

A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat died. In Heaven, all three faced God, who wanted to know what they believed in.

The German Shepherd said, “I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my master.”

“Good!” said God. “Sit at my right side.”

Then God asked, “Doberman, what do you believe in?”

The Doberman answered, “I believe in the love, care, and protection of my master.”

“Aha,” said God, “you may sit on my left.”

Then God looked at the cat and asked, “And what do you believe in?”

“I believe”, replied the cat, “that you are sitting in my seat.”

I called my insurance agent -
"I hit an animal and I think my truck's totaled. Am I covered?"
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Agent - "Yes, no problem! What did you hit?"
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Me - "A FISH!"
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