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08-07-2014 08:00 PM #11
Today's Lesson On Irony
These three statements tell you a lot about government and culture:
1. We are advised to NOT judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics,
but we are encouraged to judge ALL gun owners by the actions of a few lunatics.
Funny how that works.
And another statement for consideration--
2. We constantly hear about how Canadian Pension Plan (CPP) is going to run out of money.
How come we never hear about welfare running out of money?
What's interesting is, the first group "worked for" their money, but the second didn't.
Finally ..
3. Provincial Social Services is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free money ever .
Meanwhile, the Parks Branch, asks us "Please Do Not Feed the Animals."
The stated reason for this policy is because....
"The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."
That ends Today's Lesson On IronyRemember, Freedom isn't Free, thousands have paid the price so you can enjoy what you have today.
Duct tape is like 'The Force.' It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.





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