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    Quote Originally Posted by MelloYello View Post
    This is the kinds of email I get know that I'm a Fairlane owner.
    Consider the source, Mello, consider the source. Some people have to resort to irrational arguments when they have no valid basis for their attempts at criticism.
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    After watching this, I think you will all agree that Old Pharts are still the most fun !

    Chicago's Magical Piano - YouTube
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    " I'm drinking from my saucer, 'cause my cup is overflowed ! "

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    LOVE the guy on the phone! Scrooge... lol and the santa at the end too!

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    Yeah, old Scrooge is a ulcer candidate for sure - - - - even "I" wouldn't scream at a Piano hahahahahaha - - - but he made us smile and didn't even know it !
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    " I'm drinking from my saucer, 'cause my cup is overflowed ! "

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    Very cleaver
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    Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:

    "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your
    captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York.

    The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and.........OH... MY GOD!"

    Silence followed.

    Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

    From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled.......

    ."For the luvva Jaysus......you should see the back of mine!"
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    A clipping from a local paper in the UK....
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    Roger that one gave me a good chuckle!
    " "No matter where you go, there you are!" Steve.

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    YEP! That was a good one!

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    Yes indeedy, Roger, an oldie but always a goodie.

    Here's one for the season, sort of:

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    One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

    His wife asked, “How do you know?”

    “Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
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    Rrumbler, Aka: Hey you, "Old School", Hairy, and other unsavory monickers.

    Twistin' and bangin' on stuff for about sixty or so years; beat up and busted, but not entirely dead - yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rrumbler View Post
    “Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
    Grrrrroaaaaaaannnnnnn....
    I passed that one on to my daughter, to spring on her two older boys.
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    Daddy's a Gay Dancer

     



    One day a fourth grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
    All the typical answers came up... fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman... and so forth.
    However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes to music in front of other men who put money in his underwear.
    The teacher, obviously shaken by what she 'd heard, quickly set the the other children to work on some exercises. She took Justin aside and asked him, "Is that really true about your father?"
    "No," the boy said, "He plays football for the Oakland Raiders, but that's too embarrassing to say in front of the other kids."
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    Snow storm parking

     




    On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife were listening to the radio during breakfast.
    They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snow ploughs can get through."

    So the good wife went out and moved her car.

    A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snow ploughs can get through."

    The good wife went out and moved her car again.

    The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park....." Then the electricity went out.


    The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snow ploughs can get through?"

    Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time."

    --------I didn't see it coming either!








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