Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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An Indian, a Muslim and an Australian were walking together on a Queensland beach when the Indian stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and........ a Genie appeared!

"I can only grant 3 wishes," the Genie said. "Since there are 3 of
you, you may have one wish apiece"

Pointing at the Indian, he said, "Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish."

The Indian said, "I wish for enough aircraft to take all my peoples back to our homeland!"

Poof! It was done! Row after row of aircraft filled the sky.

The Muslim said, "I wish for a hundred thousand camels to take all of my people away from this horrible country loaded with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim countries and serve the Prophet Allah."

Poof! It was done! A hundred thousand camels suddenly appeared on the beach.

Turning to the Australian, the Genie asked, "And what is your wish?"

The Aussie watched as the loaded aircraft began moving toward the runway, then he looked at all of the Muslims getting on top of the camels and riding off.

He said, "Look, just give me a cold beer. It really doesn't get any better
than this!"

Originally Posted by RestoRod

An Indian, a Muslim and an Australian were walking together on a Queensland beach when the Indian stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and........ a Genie appeared!

"I can only grant 3 wishes," the Genie said. "Since there are 3 of
you, you may have one wish apiece"

Pointing at the Indian, he said, "Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish."

The Indian said, "I wish for enough aircraft to take all my peoples back to our homeland!"

Poof! It was done! Row after row of aircraft filled the sky.

The Muslim said, "I wish for a hundred thousand camels to take all of my people away from this horrible country loaded with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim countries and serve the Prophet Allah."

Poof! It was done! A hundred thousand camels suddenly appeared on the beach.

Turning to the Australian, the Genie asked, "And what is your wish?"

The Aussie watched as the loaded aircraft began moving toward the runway, then he looked at all of the Muslims getting on top of the camels and riding off.

He said, "Look, just give me a cold beer. It really doesn't get any better
than this!"

HELP,,somebody,,,help me find that genie.. hahahaaa

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:



Husband:I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.

Inspector:What is her height ?

Husband:I never checked.

Inspector:Slim or healthy ?.

Husband:Not slim, shecan be healthy.

Inspector:Color of eyes ?

Husband:Never noticed.

Inspector:Color of hair ?

Husband:Changes according to season.

Inspector:What was she wearing?

Husband:Not sure. It may have been a dress or maybe a suit.

Inspector:Was she driving?

Husband: Yes.

Inspector: Tell me the type & color of the car ? . . . . .

Husband: A black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatictransmission with manual mode.It has full LED headlights,which use light emitting diodes for all light functions. It has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying...

Inspector:Don't worry sir,... . .We will find your car.


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