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    Quote Originally Posted by 34_40 View Post
    I don't get it?!?!!?
    If only you'd listen......
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    Enjoy the little things in life, and you may look back one day and realize that they were really the BIG things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rspears View Post
    if only you'd listen......:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    " I'm drinking from my saucer, 'cause my cup is overflowed ! "

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    Huh?? What?? Did you say something Roger?? You sound like my wife!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MelloYello View Post
    that's a good thing, Mike, enjoy !
    So Em..... are both flags in your avatar in "distress"??

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    not you too? the Lone Star is doing just fine, thank'ya
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    Sorry but, I couldn't resist! The DEVIL made me do it!!!!

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    BTW, how's Beelzebub doing these days? I used to hang out with him all the time but haven't seen him in years.
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    He asks for you all the time! I'll tell him you said "HEY"!

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    touche'
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    Sad, But True? Meller...... LOL.. Good One!

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    I used to shoe horses for a living and we had a route down in the Trinity River Bottom. We were leaving there one afternoon and my son, who hauled with me, said "Dad, some of those folks are bred back a little too close!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by MelloYello View Post
    I used to shoe horses for a living and we had a route down in the Trinity River Bottom. We were leaving there one afternoon and my son, who hauled with me, said "Dad, some of those folks are bred back a little too close!"
    Ahh, reminds me of the days of my youth, growing up in the edge of the Ozarks!!
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    "It" must happen in a lot of places... couple towns from me, we just called them "pinkeyes"...
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    I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."

    I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.

    My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

    Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I should change dentists?

    A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.

    I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening".

    The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So, I have been to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back.

    At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I lost by one point: The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa!!!

    A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache."
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    iv`e used up all my sick days at work .. can i call in dead ?

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