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  1. 07-03-2014 10:57 AM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by HOSS429 View Post
    A guy begins dating a beautiful woman and really begins to fall for her. But he is a little disturbed about a quirk she has.....she's always grabbing his *****. When they go out to eat, she reaches under the table and touches his crotch. In church she grabs his *********. When he's visiting his family with, she cops a feel whenever she can.

    Still, the man loves this women, so one night after making love he says, "Ya know, I feel very strongly about you. I get a lot of positive vibes about our relationship and I'd like to take it to the next level. But I have a question for you.....why are you always touching my *****?"

    Says the girl, "Because I miss mine."

    Rrumbler, Aka: Hey you, "Old School", Hairy, and other unsavory monickers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rrumbler View Post

    DITTO! roflmfao!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rrumbler View Post
    Aaaaahhhhh,,shock,,horror... heheheheee.......
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    If we aren't supposed to have midnight snacks,,,WHY is there a light in the refrigerator???

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