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  1. 05-01-2022 09:54 PM #1
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    Finland have just closed their borders with Ukraine.

    Which means no one can cross the finish line.
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnboy View Post
    finland have just closed their borders with ukraine.

    Which means no one can cross the finish line.
    Aaaaarrrgh!
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    Her: What do you do?

    Me: I race cars.

    Her: Do you win many races?

    Me: No, the cars are much faster.
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnboy View Post
    .....Me: No, the cars are much faster.
    "Unhook... my... suspenders... from... your.... side view mirror."

    https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comme...d_the_ferrari/
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