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    You can tell these anywhere - without regard to age or company!

    Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" The mother replied, "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The child thought about this for a moment then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

    A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!" While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again! As she ran she once again began to pray, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late...But please don't shove me either!"

    Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50." The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, and they give him $100." The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"

    An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead."

    A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He answered, "Call for backup."

    A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem . A small child replied, "They couldn't get a baby-sitter."

    A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "Honor thy father and thy mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
    Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."

    At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was cre ated out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, "Johnny, what is the matter?" Little Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

    Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, "What do you think about all this Satan stuff?" The other boy replied, "Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your Dad."

    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing! Take heed and pass these along to people who need a laugh.

    Regards All,
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    A guy is out with buddies - has a few drinks - is feeling a little frisky but, true to his wife, goes home.

    He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.
    She starts to choke, but recovers and asks - "What did you put in my mouth?"
    He says, "Two aspirin."
    She replies, "But I don't have a headache!"
    He says, "That's all I wanted to hear."

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    A mother took her five-year-old son with her
    to the bank on a busy lunchtime.
    They got behind a very fat woman wearing a
    business suit complete with pager.

    As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly,
    'Gee, she's fat!'
    The mother bent down and whispered in
    the little boys ear to be quiet.
    A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread
    his hands as far as they would go and announced;

    'I'll bet her butt is this wide!'

    The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy.
    The mother gave him a good telling off,
    and told him to be quiet.
    After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line.
    Just then, her pager began to emit a

    Beep, beep, beep

    The little boy yells out,



    'Run for your life, she's backing up!!
    Leo Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the RODS that take your breath away.

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    TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

    1
    .. My wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought she was God and I didn't.

    2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

    3..
    Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

    4..
    I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

    5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.


    6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

    7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

    8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

    9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

    10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

    11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneeze, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine..

    12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

    13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

    14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

    15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

    16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

    17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

    18.. Procrastinate Now!

    19..I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

    20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes..

    21..A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

    22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!


    23.. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

    24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

    25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

    26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.

    27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

    28..The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

    29.. I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.

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    No Bull !

     




    A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico ..

    While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.


    He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'


    The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'


    The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'


    The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'


    The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'


    The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor...


    Sometimes the bull wins.
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    fw: "SENIORS GETTING MARRIED"

     



    Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married.
    They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a CVS Drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

    Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

    The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

    Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart Medication?"
    Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

    Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
    Pharmacist: "All kinds "

    Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
    Pharmacist: "Definitely."

    Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
    Pharmacist: "You bet!"

    Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
    Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

    Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
    Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

    Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
    Pharmacist: "We sure do."

    Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
    Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes.."

    Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
    Pharmacist: "Sure.."

    Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."






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    " "No matter where you go, there you are!" Steve.

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    The Dead Cow and Vet School


    First-year students at the UC Davis Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
    They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
    The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.'
    For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.
    'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
    When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.' 'Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.'

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    The Blue Pigeon.

    The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix.

    He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop, the people of Phoenix could not walk on the sidewalks, or drive on the roads.

    It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.

    One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition.

    'I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without any cost to the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions.

    Or, you can pay me one million dollars to ask one question.'

    The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition.

    The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue Arizona sky.

    All the pigeons in Phoenix saw the blue pigeon and gathered up in the air behind the blue pigeon. The Phoenix pigeons followed the blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city.

    The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop City Hall.

    The Mayor was very impressed. He felt the man and the blue pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous service to rid Phoenix of the plague of pigeons. Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the mayor presented him with a check for 1 million dollars and told the man that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 1 million just to get to ask ONE question.

    The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his ONE question.

    What question do you think the Mayor will ask:

    how the blue pigeon led all the pigeons away?


    where all the pigeons went?

    where the man got the blue pigeon?





    Nooooooo!






    The mayor asked


    'Do you have a blue Mexican?'

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    For IRISH:


    Irishman on a Desert Island


    One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon.

    "It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.

    Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

    She approaches the stunned man and says to him, "Tell me how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

    "Ten years," replies the Irishman.

    With that, she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Faith and begorah! Is that good!"

    "And how long has it been since you've had a sip of good Irish Whiskey?" she asks him.

    Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years."

    She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says, "Tis absolutely fantastic!"

    At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man and asks, "And how long has it been since you've played around?"

    With tears in his eyes, the man falls to his knees and sobs, "Oh, Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too."
    iv`e used up all my sick days at work .. can i call in dead ?

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    girls gone wild

     



    You've all heard or seen the Girls Gone Wild vids. Now Washington is releasing the Goverment Gone wild vid. Kinda the same as the GGW vid except they show us their nuts.
    theres no foo like an old foo

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    Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders

     



    Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him I've got problems.'Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

    'Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears...'

    'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor. 'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

    Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

    'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

    'Is that so?' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

    'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!


    SCREW THOSE SHRINKS... GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER!

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    CATHOLIC HUMOR

    Box Donation
    A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'
    The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'
    The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'
    The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.'
    The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.
    He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
    The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'
    The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'

    Lemon Squeeze
    There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'
    The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'
    The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times.'
    The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'
    The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'
    The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'

    Looks of Disappointment
    A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're beautiful.' Then he fell asleep again.
    His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're cute.' The wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful,' it was now 'cute.'
    She asked, 'What happened to beautiful?'
    The man replied, 'The drugs are wearing off.'

    Catholic Dog
    Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?'
    Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.'
    Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?'
    Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?


    Donation
    Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?'
    'It is!'
    'This is the IRS. Can you help us?'
    'I can!'
    Do you know a Ted Houlihan?'
    'I do!'
    'Is he a member of your congregation?'
    'He is!'
    'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?'
    'He will.'

    Confession
    An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
    Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
    Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
    Man: 'What sins?'
    Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
    Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
    Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
    Man: 'I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody!'

    Brothel Trip
    An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is.
    'I'm 90 years old,' he says.
    '90!' replies the woman. 'Don't you realize you've had it?'
    'Oh, sorry,' says the old man. 'How much do I owe you?'

    Senility
    An elderly man went to his doctor and said, 'Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.'
    'That's not senility,' replied the doctor. 'Senility is when you forget to zip down.'

    Pest Control
    A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
    'Quick,' said the woman to the lover, 'into the closet!' and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.
    The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.
    'Who are you?' he asked him.
    'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,' said the exterminator.
    'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked.
    'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man replied.
    'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband.
    The man looked down at himself and said, 'Those little bastards!'..
    "Where the people fear the government you have tyranny. Where the government fears the people you have liberty." John Basil Barnhil

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    A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, 'I'm so sorry, your Duck, Cuddles, has passed away.'
    The distressed owner wailed, 'Are you sure?'
    'Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead', he replied.
    'How can you be so sure?' she protested. 'I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything! He might just be in a coma or something.'
    The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a cat.
    The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on it's haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
    The vet looked at the woman and said, 'I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.'
    Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill.
    $150.00 she cried, $150.00 just to tell me my duck is dead!!'
    The vet shrugged.' I'm sorry. If you' d taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20.00, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150.00.'
    Angie

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    Irish Viagra

     



    An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.

    'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.

    'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'

    'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when ye drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'

    It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'

    'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.

    'Well, I did as ye advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and
    took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell ye, an absolute nightmare!'

    'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do ya mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'

    'Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm be sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!

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