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    I knew a guy one time that drove a Corvette, but was never quick of mind and long on stamina, bacause he walked around all day with his head stuck up his butt.
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    How can you tell when a mechanic just had sex?
    One of his fingers is clean.
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    Originally posted by lt1s10
    I knew a guy one time that drove a Corvette, but was never quick of mind and long on stamina, bacause he walked around all day with his head stuck up his butt.
    Geez, Mike, does that mean that just cause I drove a Vette 38 years ago, I still got mine there?
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    Originally posted by Corvette64
    How can you tell when a mechanic just had sex?
    One of his fingers is clean.
    Well, at least one is clean. I'm just wondering why you would be on an automotive forum, with such a low opinion of mechanics when you know most people here are or have been mechanics most of their lives.
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    Originally posted by Oldf100fordman
    Geez, Mike, does that mean that just cause I drove a Vette 38 years ago, I still got mine there?
    I didn't know you ever owned a "vett" Oldf100fordman, so it couldn't have been you.
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    Originally posted by lt1s10
    Well, at least one is clean. I'm just wondering why you would be on an automotive forum, with such a low opinion of mechanics when you know most people here are or have been mechanics most of their lives.
    How can you tell most of them are mechanics?........smell their finger?

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    Originally posted by lt1s10
    Well, at least one is clean. I'm just wondering why you would be on an automotive forum, with such a low opinion of mechanics when you know most people here are or have been mechanics most of their lives.
    Geez. Somebody has thin skin. Guess LT can't take a joke.
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    "Originally posted by Corvette64
    How can you tell when a mechanic just had sex?"

    you can tell, by the amount of grease your wife has on her panties when she gets home from the repair shop.


    ps-you started this and you can stop it anytime you want.
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    hey I's use ta own a vett got rid of the car and the wife at the same time don't miss nether one of the biggest pice of sh*&%# t I ever drove worst then a harly drove it one day ya work on it three Hmmm... sounds a little like the ex wife too

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    Originally posted by lt1s10
    "Originally posted by Corvette64
    How can you tell when a mechanic just had sex?"

    you can tell, by the amount of grease your wife has on her panties when she gets home from the repair shop.


    ps-you started this and you can stop it anytime you want.
    Speaking of grease

    Your wifes so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide

    Yo wifes so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"

    Yo wifes is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes

    Yo wifes so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

    achachachacha. I've gotta million of em
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    "Originally posted by Corvette64
    How can you tell when a mechanic just had sex?"
    you can tell, by the amount of grease your wife has on her panties when she gets home from the repair shop.

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    Geez. Somebody has thin skin. Guess Corvette64, can't take a joke.
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    Oh I can take a joke alright. I just want to keep you from having the last word.

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    Originally posted by Corvette64
    Oh I can take a joke alright. I just want to keep you from having the last word.
    you might as well dig in then, the only way you'll win this is if I die. well you might not have to waite to long, sense I already have one leg in the grave, but then again this could give me reason to hang around.
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    You know what LT? I bet if we met in person we'd get along famously. How bout a beer?
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