Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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Go up to a tree and take a leak - If your pee attracts ants, you have diabetes,
If it dries fast, your sodium is high,
If it smells like meat, your cholesterol is high,
If you forgot to unzip, it's Alzheimer's,
If you missed the tree, Parkinson's
If you peed on your shoes, enlarged prostate, and If you can't smell it, Covid-19.

Wouldn't this knot your knickers!!
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what make is that "starter in bell housing" from?

Originally Posted by TOW'D

what make is that "starter in bell housing" from?

I expect it's Photo Shopped.

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If that starter is photo bombed then it's a damn nice job.

It's a novel solution to heat soak.

Originally Posted by firebird77clone

If that starter is photo bombed then it's a damn nice job.

It's a novel solution to heat soak.

Torque converter can boil the fluid inside, plus where is the wiring? The lower mount and below has a line across the housing. I'd say Photoshop job.

Originally Posted by firebird77clone

If that starter is photo bombed then it's a damn nice job.
It's a novel solution to heat soak.

Originally Posted by 34_40

Torque converter can boil the fluid inside, plus where is the wiring? The lower mount and below has a line across the housing. I'd say Photoshop job.

Plus the solenoid looks like it infringes on the space for the torque converter, doesn't it? Let's say it's PhotoShopped or Faked. It's on the Joke Page and was posted on a FB site as a joke.

Originally Posted by rspears

Let's say it's PhotoShopped or Faked. It's on the Joke Page and was posted on a FB site as a joke.

And it was a good one! Caused some additional conversations

I've just lost three fingers on my right hand.
I asked the doctor if I would still be able to write with it.
He said I most probably could, but he wouldn't count on it.

thanks for the smile JB

Originally Posted by 34_40

thanks for the smile JB

Thanks. I like the simple 'schoolboy' ones.
Like this one:
'We got a waterbed to spice up our love life.
It didn't work.

We drifted further apart.'

and this:

'In the newspaper today: The inventor of throat lozenges has died.
There will be no coffin at his funeral.'

AHhhhh.. UMmmm.. yes.. the first one doesn't work.. And the second one didn't cause a gag.. 8-)

p.s. are you sure the spelling is correct?

Originally Posted by 34_40

AHhhhh.. UMmmm.. yes.. the first one doesn't work.. And the second one didn't cause a gag.. 8-)

p.s. are you sure the spelling is correct?

My new fitness trainer asked "what kind of squats are you accustomed to doing?"
I said "diddly".

Originally Posted by TOW'D

what make is that "starter in bell housing" from?

Guess what! It's a Cadillac Northstar or a Bentley!!