Go up to a tree and take a leak - If your pee attracts ants, you have diabetes,
If it dries fast, your sodium is high,
If it smells like meat, your cholesterol is high,
If you forgot to unzip, it's Alzheimer's,
If you missed the tree, Parkinson's
If you peed on your shoes, enlarged prostate, and If you can't smell it, Covid-19.