If only you'd listen......:LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:
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Huh?? What?? Did you say something Roger?? You sound like my wife! :eek::p:LOL::p:LOL::p:3dSMILE:
not you too? :LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:the Lone Star is doing just fine, thank'ya:3dSMILE::p
Sorry but, I couldn't resist! The DEVIL made me do it!!!! :LOL::eek::LOL::eek::LOL:
BTW, how's Beelzebub doing these days? I used to hang out with him all the time but haven't seen him in years. :p:LOL:
He asks for you all the time! I'll tell him you said "HEY"!
:LOL::LOL::LOL:touche'
Sad, But True? Meller...... LOL.. Good One!
I used to shoe horses for a living and we had a route down in the Trinity River Bottom. We were leaving there one afternoon and my son, who hauled with me, said "Dad, some of those folks are bred back a little too close!"
"It" must happen in a lot of places... couple towns from me, we just called them "pinkeyes"...:eek::eek:
I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."
I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I should change dentists?
A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening".
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So, I have been to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back.
At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I lost by one point: The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa!!!
A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache."