Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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Originally Posted by 34_40

A little Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him.

He looks down and says:
"7 ft. tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown."
The little Irishman faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him round, shaking him.
The big guy says,
"What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice, the little guy says,
"What EXACTLY did you just say to me?"
The big dude says,
"Well, I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me................
I 'm 7 ft. tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each....and my name is Turner Brown."
The Irishman says: "Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus.........I thought you said, “Turn around!"

Nah, it wasn't a little Irishman, it was Jared; and it wasn't an elevator, it was the cell block.....

Originally Posted by rspears

Nah, it wasn't a little Irishman, it was Jared; and it wasn't an elevator, it was the cell block.....

Can only hope what he did comes back to him 10 fold.

Seniors' Tax Return

I just received my tax return for 2014 back from the Revenue Canada. It puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the line : "List all dependents" ...

I replied: 2 million Native Indians; 1 million crack heads; 7.3 million unemployed people; 100,000 people in prisons; Half of Haiti; 105 Senators and 308 Members of Parliament.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF,










WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?

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