Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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06-02-2013 01:19 PM #1
I got this teeshirt a looooong time ago, anyone else?
It's Not About the Nail on Vimeo.
" I'm drinking from my saucer, 'cause my cup is overflowed ! "
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06-02-2013 03:19 PM #2
I don't get it?!?!!?
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06-02-2013 04:21 PM #3
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06-02-2013 04:27 PM #4
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06-02-2013 03:30 PM #5
that's a good thing, Mike, enjoy !.
" I'm drinking from my saucer, 'cause my cup is overflowed ! "
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06-02-2013 04:32 PM #6
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07-05-2013 06:14 AM #7
I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."
I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I should change dentists?
A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening".
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So, I have been to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back.
At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I lost by one point: The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa!!!
A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache."iv`e used up all my sick days at work .. can i call in dead ?
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06-02-2013 04:30 PM #8
Huh?? What?? Did you say something Roger?? You sound like my wife!





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06-02-2013 05:07 PM #9
not you too?


the Lone Star is doing just fine, thank'ya
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" I'm drinking from my saucer, 'cause my cup is overflowed ! "
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06-02-2013 05:13 PM #10
Sorry but, I couldn't resist! The DEVIL made me do it!!!!



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06-02-2013 05:32 PM #11
BTW, how's Beelzebub doing these days? I used to hang out with him all the time but haven't seen him in years.
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" I'm drinking from my saucer, 'cause my cup is overflowed ! "
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06-02-2013 05:56 PM #12
He asks for you all the time! I'll tell him you said "HEY"!
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06-02-2013 05:57 PM #13


touche'
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" I'm drinking from my saucer, 'cause my cup is overflowed ! "
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06-12-2013 10:13 AM #14
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06-12-2013 12:13 PM #15
Sad, But True? Meller...... LOL.. Good One!





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