SIGN OF THE TIMES

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
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In a Podiatrist's office:
Time wounds all heels.
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels.
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At an Optometrist's Office:
If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place.
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On a Plumber's truck:
We repair what your husband fixed.
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On another Plumber's truck:
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
Invite us to your next blowout.
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At a Towing company:
We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
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On an Electrician's truck:
Let us remove your shorts.
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In a Non-smoking Area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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On a Maternity Room door:
Push. Push. Push.
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At a Car Dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment.
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
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At the Electric Company
We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be.
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In a Restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up.
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home
Drive carefully. We'll wait.
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At a Propane Filling Station:
Thank heaven for little grills.
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AT A CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
Best place in town to take a leak.
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On the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises.