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    Originally posted by john gemmer
    ho! !ho ho! no gift for you get a chunck of coal
    Yaay santa! no more frostbite for me this christmas!
    Right engine, Wrong Wheels

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    mike dis for you
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    all right mike where did ya go cant hide behind that computer all night
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    Originally posted by john gemmer
    all right mike where did ya go cant hide behind that computer all night
    i have to sleep sometimes. how did you get that cat to do that?
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    Originally posted by lt1s10
    i have to sleep sometimes. how did you get that cat to do that?
    good training
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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by john gemmer
    good training [/QUOTE

    youer good.....
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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by lt1s10
    Originally posted by john gemmer
    good training [/QUOTE

    youer good.....
    Now don't go tellin anyone
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    ok now i know good thing i wasnt lookin to good
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    Originally posted by DennyW
    Your pretty funny too! "Me want tobacco", Augg, Give John Whiskey now, palface, or me scalpem, hahaha Reminds me of the OLD westerns, hahaha
    hey I don't want anyone to say I took life to serious some time It needs to be one big joke I was always told by me daddy to stop and smell the roses unless of course theres a bee on them or even worse I don't think I have to go their I think all our minds could imagine what that could be ----- get a long little doggy
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    Originally posted by TRUCKGUY
    ok now i know good thing i wasnt lookin to good
    I tried to warren you but no would you listen heck no now every one knows my secret profession how els did you think I could afford Mrs. clause and the new paint job on my truck
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    Originally posted by DennyW
    You absolutely right John. I always try to smile, and joke around some. Makes life super. Who wants to go around being Grumpy all the time, hahaha. Don't answer that, I might get into trouble, hahaha
    yes sir I know that to be true that was also one of my teaching growing up mama would always say ya better smile or a bird will come along and dodo on your lower lip yep sure did aren't ya glad elephants don't fly
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    Originally posted by DennyW
    The only one I like to see is: DUMBO, hahaha. yes, I have that movie, hahaha. Grand kids love it. I like the crows, hahaha.
    Oh yeah them the blues crows I like them there kool
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    My town is sooo small

     



    How small is it?

    It's so small that the mayor, the village idiot and the town drunk are the same person.
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    Red face

     



    here are some more

    Q.how does a blonde turn the light on after having sex?
    A. by opening the car door

    marrige is like taking a hot bath after you get used to it it isnt so hot

    Q.why didnt the possum cross the road?
    A. cause he got squased in the middle

    Q. why did the chicken cross the road ?
    A. to prove to the possum it could be done



    i will think of some more later and post them
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    Red face HERE ARE SOME MORE

     



    1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It.

    2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

    3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? They Take The Psycho Path

    4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

    5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam!

    6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's

    7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick

    8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese.

    9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

    10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quattro Sinko..

    11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk.

    13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck.

    14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef.

    15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him.

    16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers.

    17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog.

    18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka.

    19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover? The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

    20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

    21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

    22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer





    A visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory prayer. "Dear Lord," he began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without You, we are but dust. . . "


    He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what's butt dust?"
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