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    Originally posted by Oldf100fordman
    I'll be right down. Let's see Anita, Ia to Mohave Valley at 80 MPH average, should be about 20 hours.
    sh sh don't tell anyone I developing a new chocolate peanut butter fuge cookie can't spell to good my mouth is watering up to much smelling them cook
    drive it like ya stole it

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    Originally posted by john gemmer
    sh sh don't tell anyone I developing a new chocolate peanut butter fuge cookie can't spell to good my mouth is watering up to much smelling them cook
    Dang, Can you say "Road Trip". That sounds really delicious, John.
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    Re: the Official CHR joke page duel

     



    Originally posted by john gemmer
    http://www.topeuro.co.uk/blagger/the_duel.html
    Man, John we done forgot the jokes. And I forgot to thank you for that link. That was really great.
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    O kay before I get in to trouble for hijacking the post here another joke A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a
    uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"
    The cop asked, "What's he like?"
    The little boy replied, "Crown Royal and women with big boobs
    drive it like ya stole it

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    Originally posted by DennyW
    Subject: A Heart Warming Story





    This will warm your heart.

    Just when you have lost faith in human kindness. . . Someone who teaches at

    a Middle School in Safety Harbor, Florida forwarded the following letter.

    The letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored

    a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady received a new radio at the lunch as

    a door prize, and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to

    all human kind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today!



    Dear Safety Harbor Middle School :

    God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens

    luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor Assisted Home for

    the Aged. All of my family has passed away I am all alone now and it's nice

    to know that someone is thinking of me God bless you for your kindness to an

    old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio, but

    before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she

    was napping. The other day her radio fell off the night stand and broke into

    a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could

    listen to mine, and I said kiss my ass. Thank you for that opportunity.



    Sincerely, Edna Walters
    Oh denny! denny! what are we going to do with you ? I know give me more that was great
    drive it like ya stole it

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    Denny, you've come up with a couple of great jokes. Thanks bud.
    And John, nice chatting about chocolate with you.
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    Originally posted by Oldf100fordman
    Denny, you've come up with a couple of great jokes. Thanks bud.
    And John, nice chatting about chocolate with you.
    any time I had to change the subject It was makeing me hungery
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    Not exactly a joke but one of the funniest things I have seen in years, a great group of guys to call if you have have car trouble.

    http://www.kastang.net/pictures/snowtowcar.wmv
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    Opps I forgot the one about the co-worker with that annoying habit of singing, shuts her up every time (at least temporarily).

    http://members.aon.at/pcnet/lachen/stfu.htm
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    Thumbs up Guys I don't know how you do it...

     



    You guys all have a wacked sense of humor!!!! Here's another one from my Christmas Cartoon Collection...I have a girlfriend that supplies my habit ha ha!
    You miss 100% of the shots you never take

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    Originally posted by 29Street-Rod
    Not exactly a joke but one of the funniest things I have seen in years, a great group of guys to call if you have have car trouble.

    http://www.kastang.net/pictures/snowtowcar.wmv
    that was good can any one say stuck on stupid
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    Talking ha ha one more...

     



    Ha Ha Ha!
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    Geez, 29 Street Rod, are those guys stuck on terminal stupid or what? Hilarious!!!!! Why did they even think of pulling in that direction?
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    Yep, the ol White Rabbit does have the upper hand.
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    Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to
    heaven.

    There, they are all asked, "When you are in your
    casket and friends and family are mourning,
    what would you like to hear them say about you?"

    The first guy says, " I would like to hear them say
    that I was a great doctor of my time, and
    a fine family man."

    The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I
    was a wonderful husband and school teacher
    who made a huge difference in our children of
    tomorrow."

    The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them
    say, " Look! He's moving!"
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