Along the lines of TOW'D's multi-colored egg tale, an old, retired Navy guy was sitting on a park bench enjoying the sunshine and spring weather when a group of young folks came and sat nearby, talking trash to one another, playing loud rap "music" and generally destroying the peaceful nature of the park for everyone else. One boy had a tall mohawk hairdo standing 6" high, waxed stiff, dyed all the colors of the rainbow, plus colorful sleeve tatoos on both arms. The grizzled old sailor was sitting there, looking at the young guy and after a while the kid called out, "Hey old man, what are you looking at? How about you mind your own business and leave us alone!!"
The grizzled sailor paused a bit, and with his raspy voice said, "I'm sorry son, but I was taken back about 20 years to a night outside of Shanghai where I got so drunk they told me the next morning that I'd made love to a parrot. I guess I was just wondering if you might be my grandson!"