Technical computer terms for farmers.
Log on: when you want to make the house warmer.
Log off: Timberrrrrrr!
Mega Hertz: when you are not careful getting the firewood.
Lap top: where the cat sleeps.
Byte: what mosquitos do.
Modem: what I did to the hay fields.
Keyboard: where the keys hang.
Mouse: little critters that eat the grain in the shed.