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    ^^^ lmao ^^^
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    Quote Originally Posted by rspears View Post
    Double Post - Sorry.....
    Laughing / apoligising at your own mistakes can lengthen your life.

    Laughing / apologising at your wife's mistakes can shorten it.


    (Sorry Roger...I couldn't let that past... )
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    The guy who introduced spell check passed away, his funnel is tomato.
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    I posted the joke about the Cadillac driver in Arkansas yesterday. Found it on a Facebook page, copied the text to my clipboard and pasted it here. I edited a couple of places, then hit "submit". It processed, and the "Last Post" was my name but the joke didn't appear. After almost an hour I checked again, still didn't see it so I did the "paste" again. Still No Joy. I ran my C-Cleaner app to purge any trackers and junk, and after that the posts appeared! I had messaged mrmustang/Bill to advise of the problem, and he advised that both posts included corrupted text and they had been removed.

    Lesson learned, no more "cut & paste" from any social media, because they embed hidden text in the posts that then gets carried to wherever it's posted, and those hidden gremlins can cause problems to the forum. No Joke, just a lesson learned!
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    i copied it and posted it to City Data forum with no problems but i cant copy it again and take it to another forum .. weird !! i`, still laughing when i think of it .
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    iv`e used up all my sick days at work .. can i call in dead ?

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    Who's in favour of bringing back Roman numerals?

    I for one.
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    Who's in favour of bringing back Roman numerals?

    I for one.
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    I don't know everything about anything, and I don't know anything about lots of things.

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    '51 Ford school bus. Chev 400 ci Vortec 5 sp manual + Gearvendors 2sp, 2000 Chev lwb dually chassis and axles.
    '64 A.C. Cobra replica. Ford 429, C6 auto, Torana ifs, Jaguar irs.

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    A minute apart.. I for one!
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    That's III
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    A bushman saw a peculiar growth on a tree and asked his friend what it was.

    His mate said "I don't know; but I've seen it on three other trees. This must be IV."
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    "It's four in the morning" This is V
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    The simplest road is usually the last one sought
    Wild Willie & AA/FA's The greatest show in drag racing

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    It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.

    As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.

    He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?

    "Heavens no, we bought it."

    "Then why don't you drive it away."

    "We can't drive."

    "Then why did you buy it?"

    "We were told that if we bought a used car here we'd get screwed .... so we're just waiting.
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    If that isn't s-x, I don't know what is. VI
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    When I was young, I decided I wanted to be a doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.

    One of the questions asked us to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

    Those who answered spine are doctors today. The rest of us are sending jokes via email.

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    Years ago l told all my friends l was going to do stand up comedy and they all laughed!

    Now they don't
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