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Health Questions and Answers
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats and that's it; don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually.
Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster.
Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruit and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Grass and hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is a nothing more than an efficient way of delivering vegetables to your system. Grass is a green leafy vegetable and beef is a good place to source it. Need grains? Eat chicken. And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more goodness that way. Also, beer is made from grain. BOTTOMS UP!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, and so on.
Q: What are some of the benefits of participating in a regular exercise programme?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain....Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION! Foods these days are fried in vegetable oil. In fact they're saturated in it. How can getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me getting a bit soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle it gets bigger, so you should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO! Cocoa beans? Another vegetable!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in shape impotant for my life-style?
A: Hey! "Round " is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
johnboy
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