Two indians and a West Virginia hillbilly were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave."Wooooo!Wooooo!Wooooo!" ha called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering Wooooo!Wooooo!Wooooo! He then tore off his close and ran into the cave.
The hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining indian what it was all about."Was the other indian crazy or what?" The indian replied "No,it is our custom during mateing season when men see a cave they holler Woooo!Wooooo!Wooooo! into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means theres a beautiful woman in there waiting fo us.
Just then they came upon another cave. The second indian ran up to the cave,stopped, and hollered "Wooooo!Wooooo!Wooooo!" Immediately, there came the answer "Woooo!Wooooo!Wooooo!" from deep in the cave. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for awhile, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the indians found. There must be some realy big, fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might"Wooooo! Wooooo!Wooooo!" Like the others, he then heard an answering call, W0000000, W0000000,W0000000!" With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day the headlines of a local newspaper read.......
"NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN".