Nah, no cellphone either; 'cos people only ring me when they want something.

And when I'm busy I can't be bothered making small talk while someone's trying to get around to asking me if they can borrow some tool or machine, or do I have a spare furshlugginer for a portrazeebe.

So if they want something they can contact me on the land-line before 7:30 am or after 6:00 pm.