Quote Originally Posted by rspears View Post
But jb, you omitted the reciprocal action ,where you open your wallet at the same moment, and intone "Help yourself!"
If you live to be 100 years old you will never witness me doing that. To get a dollar out of me would require surgery...I'm so tight I squeak when I walk.

Quote Originally Posted by rspears View Post
I seldom carry more than a few single dollars in my wallet, but I think it's a known fact that when your's opens a few moth's fly out from the stack of NZ$100's crammed in there!
Nah...my money's in the bank earning me interest...you don't get interest in your pocket.
(Told you I was mean!)