Quote Originally Posted by johnboy View Post
You want me to do that to my beloved bus?
Crikey!

Well, okay; so here's the routine:

We stand facing each other with our right hands held in a firm grip and looking into each others eyes.
I intone: "Open your wallet and repeat after me: 'Help yourself'."

But jb, you omitted the reciprocal action ,where you open your wallet at the same moment, and intone "Help yourself!" I seldom carry more than a few single dollars in my wallet, but I think it's a known fact that when your's opens a few moth's fly out from the stack of NZ$100's crammed in there!