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"We will do our best to minimize your downtime. Once we receive your master cylinder, there is a 24-48 hour turnaround time for inspection and repair. Wilwood will then return your master cylinder via UPS ground. If necessary, the return shipping can be expedited for a fee."

Translation: We screwed up, but you can get back on the road quicker if you pay for quicker handling. Arseholes . . .