Grandpas don't know everything...
Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked him,
'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'
He was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, Tony.'
Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
'Grandpa, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds.
And Jimmy's dad wants to talk to you.'