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I'm with Johnboy; I'd probably just reply: "Hunh????"

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Here is a different twist on an oldie but goodie.

An old veteran walks into a grocery store. Immediately, the cashier stops him and says, "sir, your barracks door is open." At first, he pays zero...

Nine year old Johnny (there's that Johnny kid again) is struggling with his math; the teacher is at her wits end, mom and dad aren't happy, he is getting failing grades in it. As a last resort, they...

John, you're going to make me groan, yet.

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The joke about the pilot and the dog reminded me of an old one I haven't heard in a long time.

The plane was full, passengers were settled in, seat belt and emergency announcements were done on...

Geez, Fitz, that's not a joke, those are facts of life, and more applicable to each day as they come along. I got in hot water for number two this morning; my Bride said something, and I "rolled my...

My former D-I-L would prefer to be dis-mayoed, she does like her Miracle Whip, though.

In honor of the day coming Thursday.

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: Mayonnaise historical fact
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> 1912, Hellmann's Mayonnaise...

Those made me laugh, Glen, thanks. So, it appears that stupidity is not exclusive to Americans, as many would like us to think, huh?

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Boo-Hiss!!!

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Ok, KiwiDreamer, you get a trophy for that one; you did the almost impossible, you made me laugh 'til I couldn't get my breath. I am not much of a laugher; the best most folks get from me is a smirk...

Uhhhh, yeahp!

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Puts me in mind of a true story that might be amusing to some, it sure is and was to my family.

In the mid fifties, my folks decided to move from the semi-urban area of Los Angeles to the suburbs...

Yep, that's what I said the first time I heard this. Moaaaaannnn!

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Subject: Pilot in Distress


THERE IS NOTHING MORE TO SAY !!!!!!



This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
He has a heart attack and dies.

Thanks, Mudduck, that is definitely a laugh maker. I often say that it takes a good bit to make me laugh, and that one did it.

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My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said,
"Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she could not have been right,
because everyone else laughed.

My...

Booo, hisss!!!!!!

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:HMMM::eek::eek::eek::LOL::LOL::LOL:

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Yes indeedy, Roger, an oldie but always a goodie.

Here's one for the season, sort of:

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One night a Viking named Rudolph the...

That's pretty sneaky, Mr. Duck. :D:D:D

WHAT IS THAT?

A visiting Pastor was offering an eloquent prayer. With his hands raised to heaven,
he began:

Lord, without you, we are but dust, ---

He never continued. ...