Subject: Pilot in Distress


THERE IS NOTHING MORE TO SAY !!!!!!



This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
He has a heart attack and dies.

She, frantically calls out a May Day. "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and he's dead and I don't know how to fly. Help me! PLEASE HELP ME!”

She hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control, retired Marine fighter pilot, and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you safely back on the ground. I have a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine!”

“Now give me your height and position.”

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama.”

"O.K." says the voice on the radio...."Repeat after me: Our Father, who art in heaven.”

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