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Thread: Pinched from BoP VCC magazine 'Klaxon'.
          
   
   

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    Pinched from BoP VCC magazine 'Klaxon'.

     



    How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other side

    I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work

    How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it

    Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen

    What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other
    is a little lighter

    Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favourite kind of
    music?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

    Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu - you get what you deserve

    I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any

    What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe

    I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case

    When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane

    A cross-eyed teacher couldn't control his pupils

    She had a photographic memory but never developed it

    Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and don't really care

    I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind

    Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.

    The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize

    I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought: "That's the last thing I need!"

    Need an ark? I Noah guy

    I used to be indecisive; now I'm not so sure

    Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed

    What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine

    What do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A Thesaurus
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    Mountain man. (Retired.)
    Some mistakes are too much fun to be made only once.
    I don't know everything about anything, and I don't know anything about lots of things.

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    '49 Morris Minor. Datsun 1500cc, 5sp manual, Marina front axle, Nissan rear axle.
    '51 Ford school bus. Chev 400 ci Vortec 5 sp manual + Gearvendors 2sp, 2000 Chev lwb dually chassis and axles.
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    Multiple G..R..O..A..N..S!
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    Those are pretty bad, but they did make me smile!
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    I really enjoyed them! These days it seems harder to find jokes that don't offend someone-
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