3-word story

he slapped a

c-note down, daring

the duece coupe

against his Tri-5 :toocool:

on Paradise Road

Milner and Falfa

I'm # 2254!

i aint nobody

said the Toad

to the rat

with smiley cat

looking on hungrily

adding A1 Sauce

to his weenies

as sweat falls

into his beer

and potato chips

When the Bartender

Yells "Last Call"

for Alcohol before

the Keno girls

From Reno hills

sell happy pills

and cheap thrills

with lap dance

without your pants

or your shorts

makes it harder

to stand up!

without making things

stay in place

rearends don't slide

with mud grips

and limited slips

and silk slips

that clung like

clear coat paint

to a greased

wet see thru

state of art