3-word story

of hotrod drivers

Itza full moon

with spooky Castle's

jello filled "Moat"

filled w/Gummy Sharks

and Gummi Gators

Chomp, Chomp, Chomp:eek:

dunking for apples

and poke salad

with gummy worms

and homemade chitlins

and pig's feet

and brain sandwiches

with hoghead cheese







(yum yum yum)

brush your teeth

with tequila toothpaste

and gargle w/Ancho

then go racin'

thru the desert

With depends on-tight!

in case ya

scare the crap

out of yourself

and the girls

when you floor

your footprint gas-pedal

and hear roaring

of a sandrail

in seffner florida

home of the

The Vegas Kid

who got lost

in his Leadsled

filled with bondo

found in Florida

By Dan Marino

while Dan was

eating double whoppas

and feeding his

pet alligator Chompper