3-word story

next to the

licorice flavored toothpicks

black not red

I feel sick!

Matilda 4 eyes

told me to

walk this way

With my chez

and black licorice

laced mesh tanktop

and cowboy boots

with cheez-it spurs

that glow in

case the flashers

open their trenchcoats

At the fundraiser

for Flashing Awareness

and Tool comparison

with a micrometer

That some women

use with pride

but yet privately

long for longer

Antiques Roadshow Marathon

and much harder

and longer wood

that leave splinters

under my thumb

better than ya

luby's processed macaroni

for absolute novices

Making steering wheels

and baked beans

for wrestling in

Marvel Mystery Oil

all night long

triple expresso flavored

minus the chickory

but with more

Sweet baby rays