3-word story

Fuel Injected Flathead

with a blower

and two suckers

in the seat

wearing only t-shirts

and straw hat

and nothing else

separating the tuck

and the roll

of the dice

from the roll

in the oven

And the Hay!!!

The horizontal bop

till ya drop

plump whenya cookem!

that pukeko stew

even sounds horrible

and smells better

tastes like chicken

except it's stringy

then it happened...

Dick walked in....

on his wife

as she cooked

Jane normally ordered

pickles and sauerkraut

shes a vegetarian

who eats gator

in sauce piquante

while drinking ox-45

and eating Coleslaw

covered in Pepper

thats Barry Pepper

or Dr. Pepper

or Sargent Pepper

no lonely hearts?

or Helter Skelter?

But then Jane

last name Calamity