3-word story

Just da-facts Mam

He was 3'7"

and worshiped VanDamme

the Flick Hero

at the movies

while eating popcorn http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/us...ce-popcorn.gif

and sipping a

big orange drink

sipped thru licorice

flavored lipstick and

a 44 magnum!

32 ounce bottle

of nitrous oxide

4 stage kind

pushes the limits

of styrofoam cars

and coffee cups

of Banana Coffee :whacked:

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:B...ana_coffee.jpg

It went boom

diddy boom diddy...

boom, boom, boom

Todd,is that

a 26 Ford?

Maybe, Maybe not

said Barrack Obama

to his wife

purging the nitrous

with her turdcutter

with teflon coated

pink bunny slippers

for slidin thru

Great Balls o'Fire

and buffalo poop

Indian third base

running for home

When the Babe

Ruths her name

Racing's her game

homewrecking's her hobby

check the oil