This bill (S 3737) is just (add your own modifier) incredible. So if you have a car that you couldn't sell for $500 on Craigslist, but it will run and drive, our government will give you $10,000 for it toward a new car.

GREAT!

I feel so much better knowing that these idiots are taking care of us.

Here is the bill:

http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c110:S.3737: