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speaking of sasquacth .. i have my own big foot expierence to tell of ..in 1973 a local fellow earned his 15 minutes of fame by spotting the hairy beast in north lincoln county tenn near lincoln lake .. so happens at the same time my high school sweatheart lives at lincoln lake .. being one of 4 brothers still living at home we had to share the same 64 ford for dates and such .. my weekend happened to be the siteing weekend .. i was younger than the other brother so i did`nt get to drive on our double date ..after our planned date we parked for a bit.. when we finished parking down on this one lane backwoods dirt road i needed to relieve myself before taking my girl home .. as i was standing behind the car doing my buisness a giant white faced cow stuck its head over a fence right into the drivers door and gave a big " SNORT " right in my brothers ear .. my brother yelled to the top of his lungs .. both girls screamed bloody murder .. he stepped on the gas a busted outta there spewing gravel all over me .. i`m not finished doing my thing yet but idid`nt care ..O.J Simpson could`nt have kept up with me as i was hoofing down that gravel road trying to catch that 64 ford with "little HOSS" still flopping in the wind .. they did finally stop and in a minute or two i reached the drivers door and accidently grabbed my brothers arm .. once agian he screams like a school girl .. the girls scream all over again and again he speeds away .. i soon quit dating that girl needless to say..,, you know what they say about men with big feet !!....... BIG SHOES !!!!