Quote Originally Posted by IC2 View Post
Husband to Wife after seeing an ad for Slim Fast..
Honey maybe if you sprinkle some in your under wear you might lose a few inches off your butt...

The wife having spent many many years with her husband says nothing....but thinks to herself.. When will he ever learn....

Next morning on the way to have a shower the husband grabs a clean pair of underwear from the drawer and sees some powder fall off them. Honey... did you sprinkle talcum power on my underwear....

No she replies cheerily..It's just some Miracle Grow.
See #1861 Still a good one....