Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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Husband to Wife after seeing an ad for Slim Fast..
Honey maybe if you sprinkle some in your under wear you might lose a few inches off your butt...

The wife having spent many many years with her husband says nothing....but thinks to herself.. When will he ever learn....

Next morning on the way to have a shower the husband grabs a clean pair of underwear from the drawer and sees some powder fall off them. Honey... did you sprinkle talcum power on my underwear....

No she replies cheerily..It's just some Miracle Grow.

Originally Posted by IC2

Husband to Wife after seeing an ad for Slim Fast..
Honey maybe if you sprinkle some in your under wear you might lose a few inches off your butt...

The wife having spent many many years with her husband says nothing....but thinks to herself.. When will he ever learn....

Next morning on the way to have a shower the husband grabs a clean pair of underwear from the drawer and sees some powder fall off them. Honey... did you sprinkle talcum power on my underwear....

No she replies cheerily..It's just some Miracle Grow.

See #1861 Still a good one....

Originally Posted by rspears

See #1861 Still a good one....

Must have missed it - every once in a while after Brent trips over the server cord and shuts the site down I wont get a day or so worth of "gems"

Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer.



Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months.'

Earl continues slowly sipping his beer then thoughtfully says,'You better think it over, Bob. Women like that are hard to find.'