Here's a few MacGuyver quotes for you,
"Well, when it comes down to me against a situation, I don't like the situation to win." - MacGyver (The Road Not Taken)
"It's kinda interesting how you can put one thing with another and cook up the right formula for stayin' out of trouble." - MacGyver (For Love or Money)
"One of my biggest problems is I can never leave a puzzle alone." - MacGyver (Ghost Ship)
and my favorites
"For the past seven years I have done nothing but travel around the world getting shot up, locked up, blown up ... and all I have to show for it are a couple of empty rolls of duct tape." - MacGyver (Friends)
"It's a little recipe I use in emergencies." - MacGyver, explaining the fertilizer bomb he's making (Last Stand)