'At least no one will steal it"

Thats not necesarily true... A guy in my town just led the police on a "high speed chase" in a stolen Geo Metro that has been... how can I put this... "tuned". It had a wing, lake pipe, hood scoop, roof scoop, scallops, basically it looked really dumb. and oh yeah... did I mention it was a GEO??? This just proves that if a person's drunk enough, they will steal anything.