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03-02-2006 07:32 AM #1
'At least no one will steal it"
Thats not necesarily true... A guy in my town just led the police on a "high speed chase" in a stolen Geo Metro that has been... how can I put this... "tuned". It had a wing, lake pipe, hood scoop, roof scoop, scallops, basically it looked really dumb. and oh yeah... did I mention it was a GEO??? This just proves that if a person's drunk enough, they will steal anything.If at first you don't succeed... skydiving probably isn't for you.
My ex-wife just told me that she wants us to get back together again. Man, I sure am lucky! I mean, first I won the Lottery, and now this!
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