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Originally Posted by cffisher

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Nothing surprises me anymore Charlie!!!! Heck, it's "only" $4.2 Billion a year, hardly enough for the IRS to bother with when they're so busy trying to catch Joe Average, citizen tax payer, trying to cheat them out of $100.00!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Dave Severson

Nothing surprises me anymore Charlie!!!! Heck, it's "only" $4.2 Billion a year, hardly enough for the IRS to bother with when they're so busy trying to catch Joe Average, citizen tax payer, trying to cheat them out of $100.00!!!!!!

Irony.......................I just had to spend a few hundred to "prove" to them that I didn't owe $15000 additional on my 2010 return............a return that did in fact include the documentation they claimed was missing. However, with them, you're guilty until you prove you're innocent if you're in the wrong politcal classification (apparently......does being half Italian qualify me as Latino?).

Sorry if you've read this previously...

> THE NEW ANT and the Grasshopper, Two Versions:
> The ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER
>
>
> This one is a little different....
> Two Different Versions ...
> Two Different Morals
>
> OLD VERSION
>
> The ant works hard in
> the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies
> for the winter.
>
> The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the
> summer away.
>
> Come winter, the ant is warm and
> well fed.
>
> The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
>
> MORAL OF THE OLD STORY:
>
> Be responsible for yourself!
>
>
>
>
>
> MODERN VERSION
>
> The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long,
> building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper
> thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
>
> Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands
> to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold
> and starving..
>
> CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC
> show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of
> the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
> America is stunned by the sharp contrast.
>
> How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper
> is allowed to suffer so?
>
> Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when
> they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green...'
>
> Occupy the Anthill stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where
> the news stations film the SEIUgroup singing,
> We shall overcome.
>
> Then Rev. Jeremiah Wright
> has the group kneel down to pray for the grasshopper's sake,
> while he damns the ants.
>
> President Obama condems the ant and blames
> President Bush 43,
> President Bush 41, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for
> the grasshopper's plight...
>
> Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid
> exclaim in an interview with Larry
> King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper,
> and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair
> share.
>
> Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity &
> Anti-Grasshopper Act
> retroactive to the beginning of
> the summer.
>
> The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and,
> having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by
> the Government Green Czar and given to thegrasshopper.
>
> The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends
> finishing up the last bits of the ant'sfood while the government house he is
> in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles
> around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.
>
> The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.
>
> The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now
> abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle,
> once prosperous and peaceful, neighborhood.
>
> The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.
>
> MORAL OF THE STORY:
>
> Be careful how you vote in 2012.
>
>