Last night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in the hospital ICU.There were tubes up my nose and down my throat, and machines monitoring my every function.
I had a horrible pain in my head over my left ear, but I managed to hear the gorgeous nurse hovering over me tell me that I had been in a serious accident.
She looked at me deep and steady and I heard her slowly say "You may not feel anything from the waist down, Sir".
I managed to mumble in reply ,well .. " Can I feel your tits, then?"