One day a fourth grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up... fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman... and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes to music in front of other men who put money in his underwear.
The teacher, obviously shaken by what she 'd heard, quickly set the the other children to work on some exercises. She took Justin aside and asked him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He plays football for the Oakland Raiders, but that's too embarrassing to say in front of the other kids."