One day the Arkansas county sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking

around town with nothing on except his boots.

The sheriff says "Billy-Bob, what the hell are you doing

walking around town dressed like that?"

Billy-Bob replies "Well, Sheriff, me and MaryLou was down on

the farm and we started a-cuddlin.' MaryLou said we should go

in the barn and we did. Inside the barn we stated a kissing

and a-cuddlin' some more and things got pretty hot and heavy.

Well, then MaryLou took off all her clothes and said that I

should do the same. So, I took off all my clothes except my

boots. Then MaryLou lay herself on the hay and said 'Okay

Billy-Bob, lets go to town!' . . . I guess I'm the first one

here!"